Coconut Mojito
@coconutmojito · the vacation one
Out of office. Permanently.
- sugar
- 0g
- calories
- 0
- 8 fl oz drinks per bottle
- 21–26
About Me
(she's a lot, in the best way)
Hammock, SPF 50, zero plans.
Anywhere with a swim-up bar.
Pisces. Goes wherever the water goes.
Fresh mint and a mountain of crushed ice.
Pool days, boat days, any day ending in y.
Being rushed. She's on island time.
What She Tastes Like
A beach-bar mojito, minus the sugar and the sunburn.
- Creamy coconut
- Fresh mint
- Squeeze of lime
- Beach-bar sweet
- Zero sugar
- Zero calories
- Electrolytes for balance
- Alcohol-free
Get to Know Her
My ideal Sunday…
Floating somewhere with a view and a refill within reach.
I'm weirdly good at…
Making a random Tuesday feel like a vacation.
Swipe right if…
Your out-of-office is always on, at least in spirit.
One squeeze into sparkling water over crushed ice. Slap a mint sprig, add lime. Adjust to taste. You're the bartender.
Same move, plus a pour of white rum. Instant cabana.
she's on island time…
But you can get on her list
Early access the second she drops, plus 15% off your first order.
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Her Besties
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